Showing posts with label Jacques Kallis. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jacques Kallis. Show all posts

The lists

Posted on/at 9:14 AM by Anonymous

There are 2 lists on this site. The TTC's top players, which is for players who "wowed" me (Brandon). The other one is a list of players that I am not very fond of. Please remember that these are my own personal lists.

TOP PLAYERS:
This is the first time that I removed all Saffers. Honestly, they did not preform well and they're not playing at the moment so I took them off. If they preform well again I might add them.




DON'T LIKE:
Have you ever noticed that I took Jacques Kallis of the list. The reason being that he has lost a lot of weight and I am very proud of him. The other reason is that he has his own charity trying to make children's lifes better. How can I hate him?
I took Graeme Smith of the list once, thinking I should give him the benefit of the doubt. Well, he has earned his place back on.



If you disapprove of the list then you are welcome to try and switch my mind, but come well armed. I am open to anyone who can convince me to add or remove a player.

The Spirit of Cricket

Posted on/at 3:55 PM by Anonymous









Gibbs injured

Posted on/at 10:21 AM by Anonymous





After scoring 38 runs off 40 balls during the recent warm-up match against West Indies, Herschelle Gibbs had to retire from the match due to an abdominal side strain.


Fuckface smiling in the background
 
Graeme Smith seems to be back, producing 83 from 74 deliveries, Jacques Kallis scored 89 off 90 and JP Duminy smacked 80 off only 49 balls. Mark Boucher followed in Duminy's footsteps by adding 55 from 27. SA produced 388/4 in their 50 overs after they had won the toss and opted to bat first. Spinner, Roelof van der Merwe bagged 4/34 helping SA beat the Windies with 188 runs



 
 
 Yikes!
 
 





Jacques Kallis Golf Day

Posted on/at 5:07 PM by Anonymous




Looking a lot slimmer these days


Golf pics & Random ROFL

Posted on/at 10:49 AM by Anonymous

Clearly Jakes sucks, as usual.


Akward




"Ooh, yes, right there's the spot."
Roelof loves being scratched behind the ears.

Best news ever

Posted on/at 8:37 AM by Anonymous

Today South Africa will take on India. South Africa has already qualified for the next round so no stress about having to win.

Good news is that Jacques Kallis will not be playing, instead Morne Morkel is in. So the batsmen will move one place up. Great isn't it. This means that guys like Roelof van der Merwe & JP Duminy will get a chance to bat. I sure hope they wont forget the "golden Albie rule". Even though they are in already, South Africa should still play to win. All my money is on Wayne Parnell.

I will enjoy watching the guys playing against their new found friends from the IPL. Dhoni vs Morkel. AB vs Dilshan. JP vs Malinga.

Profile: Jacques Henry Kallis

Posted on/at 10:09 AM by Anonymous


I was uncertain if I should post Jacques' profile.
There are a lot of Kallis fans out there, which I am not one of. I will not get into why I am not a fan. Thats a post for another day. I will try to stay neutral. But I decided I should, just for the sake of the team's unity.

The pros of Kallis: He is a very talented all-rounder, a great test player. (Known for his sledging abilities.) The only player who holds the record for scoring more than 10 000 runs and claimed more than 250 wickets in test matches. (NOTE: Thats only TEST matches.) Sharing the ICC Player of the Year 2005 with Andrew Flintoff. He is currently dating the beautiful Sharmone Jardim. (Yes, it is actually a pro.)

A slow starter who wasnt included in the T20 squad for 2007. Resulting in him giving up his vice-captaincy. (No comment on this fact, trying to refrain myself.)

There is one thing I do respect him for. His Scholarship Foundation.

Working out

Posted on/at 11:43 AM by Anonymous

Work those eyes.

Staying in shape can be fun.


Best work-out ever.

The weight issue

Posted on/at 10:04 PM by Anonymous


Everybody's been complaining about the size of certain players. I stumbled upon this photo. Shocking! Is it possible? What happened? You can clearly see which one is fatter. Look at the beer-belly. Curse you, KFC.

Annoyd by Van the Man

Posted on/at 10:48 PM by Anonymous


Thanks a lot Roelof van der Merwe. You arse!

Van the Man gloated after getting his SA & Titan team mate, AB de Villiers, out for 28. But it's not only his fault. AB fell for it. You are so gullible. Roelof you are still quite the entertainer. No hard feelings. The Daredevils will still be going through to the semi-finals. I would not mind seeing the Challengers there as well.

I am starting to think that Jacques Kallis is a bully. When the Royal Challengers were playing against the Mumbai Indians he was sledging JP Duminy and during this game he was also sledging AB. Not cool! I reckon there will be some bad blood in the SA camp after the IPL. Fucking asswipe!

You little shit!