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Showing posts with label Royal Challengers Bangalore. Show all posts

Steyn failed IPL drug test

Posted on/at 11:00 AM by Anonymous

Dale Steyn has tested positive for too much morphine. The urine sample was taken during the IPL while Steyn suffered from migraines and a broken thumb.

Proteas doctor and member of Cricket South Africa's medical committee, Dr Mohammad Moosajee is sure that Dale should get off. "Dale presumably took too much Myprodol after struggling badly with migraines over the past few months and he also broke his left thumb during the IPL"

Myprodol and codeine (the substance contained in the painkiller) are not listed as banned substances by the World Anti-Doping Agency (WADA). Codeine is turned into morphine by the body.


"The Royal Challengers medical team were informed of the painkillers and we have already sent a detailed report to the IPL in which we explained the reasons for the use of it...We expect to get feedback within the next few days and are confident that there will be no action taken against Dale."

Geez Dale! The worst part is that he might get suspended or get a hefty fine. But I doubt it. The doctors knew about it but the bastards never said a word when he got tested. They should have known what the outcome would be.
Alright, so he took some painkillers for a broken thumb at least it's not steroids, right? It wasnt even actual morphine. Act naive Dale. Say you didn't know codeine turns into morphine. Blame Moosajee!

Annoyd by Van the Man

Posted on/at 10:48 PM by Anonymous


Thanks a lot Roelof van der Merwe. You arse!

Van the Man gloated after getting his SA & Titan team mate, AB de Villiers, out for 28. But it's not only his fault. AB fell for it. You are so gullible. Roelof you are still quite the entertainer. No hard feelings. The Daredevils will still be going through to the semi-finals. I would not mind seeing the Challengers there as well.

I am starting to think that Jacques Kallis is a bully. When the Royal Challengers were playing against the Mumbai Indians he was sledging JP Duminy and during this game he was also sledging AB. Not cool! I reckon there will be some bad blood in the SA camp after the IPL. Fucking asswipe!

You little shit!

AB did it again

Posted on/at 11:58 AM by Anonymous

AB was named man of the match for his 79 not out. Taking AB up to second place for the leading runs in the IPL. He has the best average of 67.5 but has still a long way to go if he wants to beat Matthew Hayden's 546 runs. Good luck, man! The Daredevils are still nr. 1 on the log securing their place for the semi-finals. Next, they will be taking on the Royal Challengers Bangalore at Johannesburg.

Van The Man

Posted on/at 7:42 PM by Anonymous

Roelof van der Merwe is the latest must see cricketer from South Africa. He reminds me a little of André Nel and Nel's best friend, Gunther.

He is a very exciting and interesting player. He produces a lot of action and can intimidate the opponent with a glance and a stare. You know you are in for a thriller when Van The Man is coming on.
He is currently in action, playing for the Royal Challengers Bangalore.


I will gut you!