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Showing posts with label Graeme Swann. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Graeme Swann. Show all posts
The Must Win Scenario
Don't shit on my parade.
"The most important thing for us tomorrow is to win, to focus on our basics and to carry out our game plan well...We can't be worrying about run-rates. The important thing for us is to win and to get to four points on the log. If we get to 40 overs and we are close to winning the game, then we will definitely up the tempo a bit. It is a massive game for us. We normally come off when the pressure is there and we need to win. The same thing happened at the 2007 World Cup when we had a 'must win' game against England and we managed to do it then and pull through.The Wanderers wicket suited them (England). In addition they have just come out of a tough series at home and managed to win the last one there where they had similar conditions. But they (England) played extremely well against a very strong Sri Lankan side and deserved their win. It is going to be a tough group for us and I think it is going to come down to net run-rate. " -AB de Villiers
We're buddies :D
The Black Caps will have to beat England on Tuesday.
Bouch is preparing Baz
Graeme Swann is sporting a new hairstyle:
Sleek
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Graeme Swann Interview
I know that a lot of people don't like Graeme Swann but I like him. He is a funny man. He has that dry crude English humour that I get.
If you were to bet on Andy Murray winning the Wimbledon or England the Ashes, which one would you fancy?
England winning the Ashes, because Andy Murray is Scottish, so I don't care if he wins Wimbledon or not.
England winning the Ashes, because Andy Murray is Scottish, so I don't care if he wins Wimbledon or not.
What is the funniest thing someone ever said about you?
I read in the newspaper the other day that I've matured a lot.
I read in the newspaper the other day that I've matured a lot.
What's the worst headline you read about yourself?
I don't know about the headline, but there are sometimes fans who shout words that are a bit tedious at times. Sometimes they shout that my last name shouldn't be Swann, it should be Duck, which is just appalling. Then there was someone shouting out the other day that I've got Swann flu and not swine flu. That is not very clever.
I don't know about the headline, but there are sometimes fans who shout words that are a bit tedious at times. Sometimes they shout that my last name shouldn't be Swann, it should be Duck, which is just appalling. Then there was someone shouting out the other day that I've got Swann flu and not swine flu. That is not very clever.
Do you like intellectual things?
I like to do the crossword in the Times, but it tends to be I can't finish it, so I end up making my own words to fill in.
I like to do the crossword in the Times, but it tends to be I can't finish it, so I end up making my own words to fill in.
What's the best book you ever read?
1984 by George Orwell - a super book. I tend to read on tours and I end up reading Tom Clancy and Frederic Forsyth and Patrick Robinson rather than [Fyodor] Dostoyevsky and [Frederick] Nietzsche.
1984 by George Orwell - a super book. I tend to read on tours and I end up reading Tom Clancy and Frederic Forsyth and Patrick Robinson rather than [Fyodor] Dostoyevsky and [Frederick] Nietzsche.
Who's sledged you the most?
Dominic Cork
Dominic Cork
And who have you sledged most?
Cork again. I used to reply to everyone, but I soon realised the best way is to just shut up and get on with it.
Cork again. I used to reply to everyone, but I soon realised the best way is to just shut up and get on with it.
What kind of batsman is most difficult to bowl to?
Unpredictable players, because you don't know what they are gonna do next. They normally happen to be down the order.
Unpredictable players, because you don't know what they are gonna do next. They normally happen to be down the order.
What would you write on the whiteboard in the dressing room?
"Enjoy yourself."
"Enjoy yourself."
Your band is called Dr Comfort and the Lurid Revelations. What's behind the name?
Dr Comfort was actually a psychologist in the 1970s, and he released a book of lurid revelations about the women who visited him. Apparently at the time it was quite shocking. It made us chuckle, so we thought we we'd go with that.
Dr Comfort was actually a psychologist in the 1970s, and he released a book of lurid revelations about the women who visited him. Apparently at the time it was quite shocking. It made us chuckle, so we thought we we'd go with that.
Do you see yourself as a rock star?
No, not at all. I'm a charlatan. I've sung in front of at most 200 people.
No, not at all. I'm a charlatan. I've sung in front of at most 200 people.
If not a cricketer what would you be?
I wish I could've been a fighter pilot. When I was at school there was a US airbase not far from us, and when we were playing rugby the planes used to dogfight over the top. And after watching Top Gun every schoolboy in England wanted to be a fighter pilot.
I wish I could've been a fighter pilot. When I was at school there was a US airbase not far from us, and when we were playing rugby the planes used to dogfight over the top. And after watching Top Gun every schoolboy in England wanted to be a fighter pilot.
Tell us something we don't know about you.
Some people are just cat people, some people are just dog people, but I love both. At the moment I have two cats.
Some people are just cat people, some people are just dog people, but I love both. At the moment I have two cats.
You seem outrageous by all accounts. Did you ever fancy being a streaker?
No. But they always make me laugh, and it is a shame people get arrested for doing it. I think there are too many killjoys in the world.
No. But they always make me laugh, and it is a shame people get arrested for doing it. I think there are too many killjoys in the world.
What do you think of Duncan Fletcher?
Excellent coach.
Excellent coach.
Have you ever tested your IQ?
I got it tested at school. It'd probably be in the high 150s.
I got it tested at school. It'd probably be in the high 150s.
What's the one question the media should be banned from asking you?
The media should be allowed to ask anything, but they should be prepared to get any sort of reply back. It can't be one-way traffic. You can't say exactly what they want you to.
The media should be allowed to ask anything, but they should be prepared to get any sort of reply back. It can't be one-way traffic. You can't say exactly what they want you to.
What has been your best dismissal to date?
[Sachin] Tendulkar lbw in the Mohali Test last year, specially after he got the hundred in the Test match before, and also being the best player by miles in the world. A week before, in Chennai, we'd bowled so much at him trying to get him out. It was like banging our heads against a brick wall, and all of sudden I get him in Mohali, so it was the relief the moment that was the best thing about that wicket.
[Sachin] Tendulkar lbw in the Mohali Test last year, specially after he got the hundred in the Test match before, and also being the best player by miles in the world. A week before, in Chennai, we'd bowled so much at him trying to get him out. It was like banging our heads against a brick wall, and all of sudden I get him in Mohali, so it was the relief the moment that was the best thing about that wicket.
What's the best compliment you've ever got?
Mushy [Mushtaq Ahmed] once told me it's nice to see me always smiling in the dressing room.
Mushy [Mushtaq Ahmed] once told me it's nice to see me always smiling in the dressing room.
One thing you would like from Muttiah Muralitharan?
His doosra.
His doosra.
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Swann the comedian
I thought this is something worth sharing. BTW I love Nando's!
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